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Worthless Retired Greyhound
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The Ultimate 35 MPH couch potato. Eats, sleeps, slobbers, and sleeps some more. Scarfs the cat food anytime nobody is looking. Barks at random things in the middle of the night. Gives the "poor me" look anytime food is available, otherwise ignores you, until there's more... FOOD! No need for exercise, because she's retired and beyond it.
I'm kidding. I'd never get rid of her. But if you offered me a million dollars, I'd consider it. Nah. Two Million!
I'm kidding. I'd never get rid of her. But if you offered me a million dollars, I'd consider it. Nah. Two Million!